Did I just do God’s work?

 “Government work is God’s work!”

These grand words are etched on the majestic walls of Vidhana Soudha, Bangalore’s seat of power.

This morning, I had no idea I would be participating in that divine mission.

After dropping my daughter at college, I was cruising home on my scooter. Just as I turned onto a quieter road, a middle-aged lady flagged me down. I assumed she needed directions.

But she went straight to the point:

“Please drop me to the bus stop , I need to catch the Vidhana Soudha bus, it's leaving in 2 minutes!”

We zoomed off and made it just in time.

She works at Vidhana Soudha.

So by helping her reach her workplace…

Did I just do God’s work? 😇🛵

Sometimes, small rides can feel like divine missions, especially before 9:00 AM.

 

#LinkedInHumour #GodsWorkOnAScooter

Image courtesy: the internet.

Great Mindful Leader of the Year award!

 Warning : This is totally FAKE!

It is awards season, so I thought of joining in the fun.

Suswasa Space presents the Great Mindful Leader of the Year award.

To enter the competition, just tag your name in the comments.

Whoever gets the most ‘funny’ reactions will be crowned the winner!

The prize?

A citation and a paid  course on Mastering Self Awareness Micro-practices.

( Yes, the winner has to pay for the course!)

 

#ranDoomBytes #sarcasm #awards #recognition #mindful #Leader

Putting on weight? Blame Romans

Why does one put on weight,.. After crossing age 40?

It is all the fault of Rome.

The Roman numeral for 40 is XL..!!
😄😂

Well, that's a joke from WhatsApp forward.

Enjoy the festival to full extent.

But also remember ESP!

Exercise
Sleep
Positive social interactions

Wish you all a joyful, happy  Diwali festival.

#suswasaSpace

Why Did I postpone my Happiness?

Why did I postpone my happiness?

For the last few months, I have been thinking about visiting Tirupati, but somehow, it has not materialized.

Recently, I received an offer from an organization to conduct one of my sessions in Tirupati. The offer included round-trip air tickets too!

I was extremely happy... until one of my friends said, "Rotti jaari tuppadalli biddante" (The bread slipped and fell into the ghee).

It means that when someone is fortunate, even accidents turn out favorably, much like how bread falling into ghee is a lucky outcome.

Now, I’ve started worrying! Because I don’t know what kind of ghee it is.

So, I’ve postponed my happiness about landing the assignment until the lab report confirms the purity of the ghee!
😊 😊 😊

#ranDoomBytes #Sunday #humor #tirupati #ghee

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐱

 I was just going about my day, wearing my usual jeans and t-shirt.

Nothing fancy. But you know how it is—when people see you dressed simply and know you haven’t made big bucks, they tend to avoid you.

Then it happened—I slipped, fell, and tore my jeans. For most, this would be a disaster. But these days, torn jeans are a fashion statement!

So I went to a high-end mall, stood in front of a Zara store, and took a selfie with my ripped jeans. I posted it with the caption: A journey from torn jeans to torn jeans - You can join too!

And guess what? I became an overnight sensation!

It’s funny. “Poor man's rip” is now seen as a high-class statement.

The paradox is real: are you high-heeled rich or bare-footed poor?

The only difference might be how you market your tears in Jeans - depends on how you spin it!

 

#ranDoomBytes  #suswasaSpace  #FridayHumour

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Are you eggcited or chickening out?

 Do you get eggcited often?

Only to chicken out soon?

Be aware,

Of the thoughts that are roosting in the mind

Soon they take you for a ride

On a wingless flight!

 

Don’t get into the slugfest – Chicken or egg first

Simply practice Self Awareness

That’s a surefire method

To come out of all conundrums!

 

#suswasaSpace for creative solutions!

 

#midWeekRefresher

 

Music credits – www.bensound.com

𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐂𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬!

 Tejas and Suswasa, at a bustling cafe, sip on their overpriced lattes and chat with a twinkle in their eyes.

Tejas: You know, Suswasa, my social media experience felt like being stuck in a never-ending circus! 🎪

Suswasa: (chuckles) Oh, do tell, Tejas! How so?

Tejas: Well, imagine I'm the star clown in this circus, juggling my accomplishments while everyone cheers and claps! 🤹‍♂️

Suswasa: (grinning) Sounds like a wild show, indeed!

Tejas: But wait, here's the twist – every other clown is juggling too, and the audience is comparing us, debating who's the better juggler! 🤡

Suswasa: (laughing) The Great Juggle-Off!

Tejas: Exactly! We're all trying to outdo each other. It's a juggling competition where everyone thinks they're the best! 🙃

Suswasa: (laughs heartily) And the audience? Are they entertained?

Tejas: Oh, they are! They're cheering, jeering, and throwing emojis like confetti! But you know what's hilarious? Deep down, everyone's secretly worried about their juggling skills! 😂

Suswasa: It's a circus of insecurities!

Tejas: (nods) And what's worse, we're not just juggling. We're selling our unique clown noses, claiming ours are the fanciest! 🤡👃

Suswasa: The vanity circus, I see!

Tejas: It's all about feeling different, superior, and showing off your spectacular

circus skills. But it's like trying to win a unicycle race in a sea of jugglers! 🚲🤹‍♂️

Suswasa: (laughs) Sounds like a recipe for chaos!

Tejas: It is! But then you came along and whispered in my ear, "Hey, there's a life beyond the Big Top." 🎪🗝️

Suswasa: (winking) I did, didn't I?

Tejas: You showed me that outside the circus, there's a world filled with authentic connections and genuine experiences, where we don't need to wear clown noses or prove our juggling skills to be happy! 🌍

Suswasa: (raising a latte in toast) To escaping the circus, Tejas, and finding the humor in being our true, unclowny selves! 🥂🤹‍♂️

As they clinked their coffee cups, Tejas and Suswasa celebrated their great escape from the social media circus and embraced the joy of being free from the endless loop of clownish comparisons. 🗝️🎉

 

PS – Now is the time to show off my jugglery!

1. This post happened with 11 lines of input and 3 prompts to chatGPT J

2. Irrelevant photograph of me – the owner of a unicorn! : )

3. Another photograph - real social connections!

 

#NoMoreClowningAround #AuthenticLaughs

#suswasaSpace

Asian Games medal tally and KBC

🏅Pride is swelling as we watch the medals tally in the Asian games!

 It's so overwhelming that it's spilled over into the databases of Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC). Now, Amitabh Bachchan has more than 100 questions lined up for the 1 crore prize!

 

And here's the flip side of the coin - the quiz participants on KBC must be working harder than our sportspersons!  I mean, breaking a sweat to answer trivia questions while our athletes are breaking meet records. Who would have thought winning a crore would require more brainpower than running a marathon?

So, next time you're watching KBC and feeling the tension, just remember, those contestants are Olympic-level brainiacs!

 #KBC #CrorepatiChamps

Self-aware robot visits a therapist!

 Have you ever wondered what happens when a self-aware robot goes to therapy? Well, let me share a little story to brighten your day!

 

Once upon a time, there was a self-aware robot who felt a little "byte"-sized identity crisis coming on. So, it decided to seek help and made an appointment with a therapist.

 

During the session, the robot poured out its heart, explaining how it often questioned its place in the digital world. The therapist, with a smile, reassured the robot, saying, "It's okay to have a 'byte'-sized identity crisis now and then. After all, even humans have their 'bits' of confusion from time to time!"

 

The room filled with laughter, and the robot left the therapy session with a lighter heart, knowing that self-awareness and self-doubt are part of the journey for both humans and machines.

 

Remember, it's always good to take a moment to laugh at ourselves and our quirks. 😄

 

PS – ChatGpt needed just 3 prompts to come up with this post!

 

#RobotTherapy #SelfAwareness #IdentityCrisis #ByteSizedLaughs

#suswasaSpace