Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Want to get rid of 'Modi'?

Want to get rid of ‘Modi’?

Do Meditation!

 

Let me clarify that this is not a political post.

A few days ago, there was a discussion on how to overcome the deluding (deceptive) nature of sensory perceptions and thoughts;

We have all experienced that what we see, hear, and think most of the time is not perceived as they truly are.

The impermanent nature of thoughts and sensory perceptions deceives/deludes us.  Thus, meditation which is being in Self awareness helps eliminate the ‘Modi’ of senses and thoughts.

The discussion was in Kannada language where the word for deceive/delude is ‘Modi’!

 

#suswasaSpace

#SelfAwareness #mindfulness #satire

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I guide you to integrate Micro practices into your daily routines, those small changes yielding Mega Benefits. Especially meant to De-stress and rejuvenate busy individuals like you! Blends with any culture, customs & tradition.

Monday, April 1, 2024

Bheja fry recipe even a vegan loves to feast on

 Bheja fry recipe even a vegan loves to feast on.

Step 1: Rush to your mental kitchen for a handful of past thoughts, especially the ones that have been nagging you.

Step 2: Sprinkle in a dash of future thoughts, particularly those that induce a healthy dose of fear—like the looming deadline for that project you've been procrastinating on or the uncertainty of what lies ahead.

Step 3: Voila! Let the magic unfold as you stir-fry this juicy mix of thoughts into a spicy brew that's guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds and leave you questioning your life choices.

Step 4: Serve hot and enjoy the flavour explosion as you savour each bite of this deliciously chaotic dish.

Bon appétit!

 

Caution 1: Research has shown that indulging in this dish may lead to excess FAT – Fears, anxieties, Thoughts unwanted. Proceed with Mindfulness.

Caution 2: Beware of the automatic programming many undergo in both preparing and consuming this mental feast. Stay vigilant!

 

PS – We can laugh anytime. Humour need not wait for the weekends!



 

#suswasaSpace #satire 

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Sun day!

 Hope you will listen to this, because today is

 

Sun day!

I repeat,

Mondays can be too serious,

Well, if you want it that way : )



 

#suswasaSpace #satire

Thursday, March 14, 2024

Bangalore water crisis

 Hello Zomato and Swiggy diwane in Bengaluru


Isn't it good idea to visit the restaurant now?

You will get complimentary water to drink and wash your hands
😊


#Bengaluru #watercrisis #techies

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

How to manifest Money?

 Interested in manifesting money? Well, who does not want, right?

It's quite simple. Just follow my lead.


Read the following mantra  aloud:

"Knowledge is great, so

Kneel down and

Know, there is a

Knock knock of the money!"

 

You've successfully manifested a MONKEY mind!

‘K’ was invisible from that word in the first line 😊

Did you notice "K" is silent in the mantra also?


PS – The ‘K’ is the endless chatter that goes on in the mind. And hence it is referred to as monkey mind! There are umpteen ways to make that ‘K’ invisible. One of the easiest ways is to access the Stillness within!



 

#satire #suswasaSpace 

Thursday, October 19, 2023

Indianized iPhone

 📱 Unlocking the Indian Connect with iPhone 📱

 

Have you ever wondered why iPhones have become such a sensation in India, bridging the gap from rural to urban? It's fascinating to see how the iPhone, known for its global appeal, is embracing its Indian roots after setting up manufacturing right here on our soil.

 

The latest iPhones have embarked on a journey of "Indianization." But what exactly does that mean? Well, it's all about striking the balance between rugged and rustic, while retaining a suave touch.

 

The most intriguing aspect is how Apple has subtly incorporated elements of rural charm into its communication.

We often refer school as “iskool”, stadium as “istdiaum”, station as ‘isstation”.

So where else do we find iPhone -  in the “istore”!

This linguistic adaptation is not only endearing but also a testament to the power of cultural inclusion and innovation : )

 

What are your thoughts on this fascinating blend of global technology and local flavor? Share your perspective in the comment section.



 

#iPhone #satire #language