Bheja fry recipe even a vegan loves to feast on

 Bheja fry recipe even a vegan loves to feast on.

Step 1: Rush to your mental kitchen for a handful of past thoughts, especially the ones that have been nagging you.

Step 2: Sprinkle in a dash of future thoughts, particularly those that induce a healthy dose of fear—like the looming deadline for that project you've been procrastinating on or the uncertainty of what lies ahead.

Step 3: Voila! Let the magic unfold as you stir-fry this juicy mix of thoughts into a spicy brew that's guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds and leave you questioning your life choices.

Step 4: Serve hot and enjoy the flavour explosion as you savour each bite of this deliciously chaotic dish.

Bon appétit!

 

Caution 1: Research has shown that indulging in this dish may lead to excess FAT – Fears, anxieties, Thoughts unwanted. Proceed with Mindfulness.

Caution 2: Beware of the automatic programming many undergo in both preparing and consuming this mental feast. Stay vigilant!

 

PS – We can laugh anytime. Humour need not wait for the weekends!

 

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