Read on, these puzzles make you chuckle and smile!
In the tech-driven world, where questions are abundant but meaning is scarce, Suswasa brings timeless insights with a touch of humor. Every question thrown his way meets a playful yet profound response, making everyone laugh—and think.
Through each kaon, Suswasa reveals modern truths, guiding others to pause and reflect in the age of AI.
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Suswasa picked up a slice from an oven-fresh pizza cut into
eight pieces. As he took a bite, a small bit fell off.
Pausing, he asked the participants, “What remains when a bit
falls off a byte?”
Silence filled the room.
Suswasa smiled and answered, “Seven bits!”
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One day, someone asked Suswasa to define a mobile phone.
Suswasa replied, “A handheld device that immobilizes the
person holding it.”
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“Who is the real
Buddha?” asked a participant, curious to know more.
Suswasa responded with a grin, “An old person.” (“Buddha” in Hindi)
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The participants requested Suswasa to think of a new kaon to
replace the famous, “Listen to the sound of one hand clapping.”
Without missing a beat, Suswasa replied, “Listen to the sound
of the notification from your mobile—on airplane mode.”
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A Zen-certified communication expert visited Suswasa and
asked, “What is the single most important factor in face-to-face
communication?”
Suswasa put away his mobile phone.
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During a casual discussion about leveraging LinkedIn, a
friend asked, “When you don’t like a post, which icon do you click: like,
celebrate, support, love, insightful, or funny?”
Suswasa simply replied, “Scroll down.”
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A worried person approached Suswasa, asking, “Why do we
always feel stuck in life in this tech era?”
Suswasa answered, “Because we’re all caught in the World Wide
Web!”
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“What’s up?” Suswasa
asked a group of teenagers surrounding him.
One student laughed and said, “I haven’t checked it yet!”
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A computer science student placed a bet with his classmates,
saying he’d stump Suswasa with a tech question.
“What happens when you have 10 to the power of 12 bytes with
you?” the student asked.
Suswasa replied, “It’s no longer ‘Mera’—it’s now ‘Tera’
bytes!”
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Suswasa prepared to lead a “Who Am I?” meditation session.
Just as he was about to begin, a person asked, “Sir, who are you without your
mobile number and email IDs?”
Suswasa replied, “A Homo
SApIen—a human without AI.”
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